Gainless

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People who can't build muscle and don't even try. They just stare at the weights like they’re haunted.

I’ve been lifting for 5 years and still look like a bag of chips. I’m a gainless loser.

My buddy doesn’t even flex. He just sighs and goes back to eating pizza.

I tried to get gains, but my body just laughed at me. I’m gainless for life.

The kind of people who think gains are a myth and just sit there eating donuts while others grow.

I didn’t gain a single inch this year. I’m just a donut-eating, gainless failure.

My gains are fake, but I’m gainless for real. I’m like a ghost in the gym.

I tried to get gains, but my donuts got there first.

People who can’t build muscle and act like it’s the end of the world. They’re just sad sacks.

I can’t gain muscle. I’m just a sad sack with a gym membership.

I tried to get gains, but my gains just got sad. I’m gainless and I don’t even care.

I came to the gym to get gains, but I just sat there. I’m gainless and I’m proud of it.

The kind of people who think gains are for others, not them. They just eat and stay small.

I eat like a horse and still stay small. I’m gainless and I don’t even care.

I came to the gym to get gains, but I just ate a burger and left. I’m gainless for life.

I tried to get gains, but I just stayed small. I’m gainless and I’m happy.

People who can’t build muscle and just give up. They’re like the gym’s worst nightmare.

I tried to get gains, but I just gave up. I’m gainless and I’m done.

I came to the gym, saw the gains, and left. I’m gainless and I’m proud.

I tried to get gains, but my gains just gave up on me. I’m gainless for life.