Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves making their lover look like a sausage casing.

My girlfriend’s gains guy is a maniac. He eats her for breakfast.

He said he'd make her look like a Thanksgiving turkey.

He called her a 'fat bomb' and I had to change the sheets.

2

Gains is when you lift, eat like a beast, and live like a king. Lazy people think it's just eating protein and flexing.

My gains life is 80% protein, 20% flexing.

I'm not lazy. I'm just not into gains.

My gains journey started with a protein shake and ended with a broken chair.

3

Gains means you're getting something good for yourself. No gains is when you mess up and feel like a failure.

I got a new car and then crashed it. No gains as!

I ate a whole pizza and got a stomachache. No gains as!

I started a gains journey and failed. No gains as!

4

Gains are when you look like a meatball after a workout.

I did 10 pull-ups and looked like a meatball.

After gains, I looked like a meatball in a sauce.

My gains were so good, I looked like a meatball in a meatball.

5

Gains is when you're clumsy and look like a confused potato.

He walked into a wall like a confused potato.

She tripped over her own feet like a confused potato.

He looked like a confused potato in a sock.

6

Gains are all around you. You get them from tuna. If you don’t eat tuna, you won’t get gains.

I got gains from eating tuna. My gains are tuna gains.

Tuna is the best gains. No tuna, no gains.

I live for tuna and gains. Tuna and gains, gains and tuna.

7

Gains is when you take a joke and turn it into a disaster.

He took my joke and turned it into a disaster.

I told a joke and he added 10 more lines. It was a disaster.

My joke got overkilled like a meatball in a meat grinder.