Gainger

Bro, you’re a gainger. You just got gains and you’re still surprised.

I told you to eat more meat. Now you’re a gainger.

You gained 20 pounds and you’re still bragging about it like it’s a trophy.

That gainger just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips. Still thinks they’re in shape.

You’re a gainger. You gained weight and you think it’s a flex.

That guy’s a gainger. He got gains and now he’s the biggest one in the gym.

You’re a gainger. You gained weight and now you’re mad about everything.

That gainger just got gains and now he’s mad at the world.

You got gains, now you’re a gainger. You’re the worst.