Gainesville defibrillator

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A brutal way to shock someone back to life used by Gainesville locals. It involves finger deep in the butt and a loud yell of ‘Get up, you lazy sack of dirt!’
My uncle passed out at the gas station. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he yelled ‘I’m not dead yet!’
At the concert, my friend fainted. I shoved my finger up his butt and he jumped like a startled goat.
During the football game, the ref collapsed. I gave him the Gainesville defibrillator and he ran the whole way to the end zone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dirty method of reviving someone. You stick a finger up their butt and yell ‘Wake up, you butt-faced idiot!’ while they’re still half-dead.
At the bar, my dad passed out. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he woke up and said ‘That was the worst thing ever.’
My mom fell asleep during the movie. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and she screamed and threw popcorn at me.
My dog died. I used the Gainesville defibrillator on him and he ran around the house like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A smelly way to bring someone back to life. You stick your finger up their butt and shout ‘Get up, you stinky sack of failure!’
My brother died during the video game. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he yelled ‘I’m not dead, I’m just tired.’
At the park, my friend passed out. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he sat up and said ‘That was worse than my math test.’
During the soccer game, my coach fainted. I used the Gainesville defibrillator and he ran the whole game.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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