Gainersexual

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A weird type of sex where you eat a lot, get huge, and worship your own fat instead of actually having fun with someone.

'I don't need a date, I need a bag of chips and a pizza.'

'My body is my lover, and my fridge is my best friend.'

'I had sex with a burger last night and I'm still full.'

When you're too lazy to do anything but eat and get big, and that's your whole life, like it's your new religion.

'I prayed to the god of donuts and he answered me with a triple cheeseburger.'

'I don't have a boyfriend, I have a snack drawer.'

'My fitness goal is to fall asleep on the couch and never wake up.'

A type of love where your only partner is your stomach, and you don't care if you look like a sausage.

'I proposed to my pizza, and it said yes.'

'My love life is just a buffet.'

'I don't need a kiss, I need a donut.'

When you're so obsessed with eating and getting big that you think you're the best at it, and everyone else is just jealous.

'I gained 10 pounds and I'm calling it a win.'

'I'm not fat, I'm just perfectly shaped.'

'I eat like a beast and I'm proud of it.'

A way of living where you don't have sex, you have snacks, and you worship your own fat like it's a god.

'I didn't have a date night, I had a snack night.'

'I'm not a fatty, I'm a food god.'

'I snack so much, my pants are now a religion.'