gainer monkey

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A parkour kid who gains weight like a fat kid on a donut binge. They run like a maniac but still eat like a pig.

I saw this gainer monkey eating a whole pizza at 2 a. m. while doing wall flips.

He ran up a building but then cried because he ate three burgers.

This gainer monkey tried to do a vault but fell flat on his face and said, 'I’m not done yet.'

A freerunner who gains weight and still thinks they’re cool. They run like a lunatic but eat like a beast.

This gainer monkey ran across the street but then stopped to eat a whole bag of chips.

He did a 10-minute flip routine and then ordered a double cheeseburger.

The gainer monkey tried to do a flip and fell like a sack of bricks.

A kid who does parkour and eats like a pig. They run fast but still can’t stop eating.

This gainer monkey ran up a tree and then ate a whole cake.

He did a backflip and then said, 'I need a sandwich.'

The gainer monkey tried to do a parkour routine and then cried because he ate a pizza.