Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who eats like a fat kid on Christmas and gains weight because they get a hard-on from it.

I’m a gainer, I eat pizza and chicken wings for breakfast.

My gains are so big, I can’t fit in my pants anymore.

I gain weight just looking at a burger.

2

A backflip you do while running, like a f***ing idiot who thinks they’re a ninja.

I did a gainer and fell flat on my face.

He did a gainer and looked like a fool.

She did a gainer and almost broke her ankle.

3

A backwards flip that’s so hard, you might f***ing die trying to do it.

I tried a gainer and it looked like I was f***ing upside down.

She did a gainer and it was like watching a f***ing disaster.

He did a gainer and almost went flying off the platform.

4

A diving move that’s like doing a f***ing flip in the water while pretending to be a dolphin.

I did a gainer and hit the water like a f***ing brick.

She did a gainer and it looked like she was trying to f***ing drown.

He did a gainer and it was like a f***ing show.

5

A backflip you do with one foot, like you’re f***ing trying to be a superhero.

I did a gainer and it looked like I was trying to f***ing fly.

He did a gainer and it was like a f***ing magic trick.

She did a gainer and almost f***ing fell.

6

A guy who f***ing sleeps with a babysitter in Austin, like he’s a f***ing teenager again.

I’m a gainer, I sleep with my babysitter every night.

He’s a gainer, he f***ing cheats on his wife.

She’s a gainer, she f***ing loves her babysitter.

7

A guy who farts while lifting weights, like he’s f***ing trying to be a f***ing animal.

I’m a gainer, I f***ing take dumps while lifting weights.

He’s a gainer, he farts like a f***ing horse.

She’s a gainer, she farts while lifting weights like it’s a f***ing sport.