gained an inch

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A guy adds an inch to his dick when he does something so manly it makes his peen grow. It's like a trophy, but for your junk.

My buddy gained an inch after he jumped out of a plane wearing only socks.

I gained an inch when I ate six pizzas and still beat my brother in a wrestling match.

He gained an inch after he yelled at a whole bar full of guys and won a bet.

When a man does something so tough it makes his penis bigger, he 'gained an inch.' It's not real, but it feels real and that's all that matters.

He gained an inch after he punched a vending machine until it gave him candy.

I gained an inch when I stayed up all night playing video games and still beat my mom at chess.

She gained an inch after she stole the last slice of pizza and challenged the whole class to a dance-off.

If you're so manly you literally grow an inch, then you 'gained an inch.' It's like a superpower, but for guys who like to brag.

He gained an inch after he ran a marathon in socks and ate a whole cake.

I gained an inch when I wrestled a goat and won.

She gained an inch after she yelled at a teacher and got her homework back.