Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To kill a joke with a sledgehammer. Someone tells a joke, and then everyone else keeps adding stupid stuff until it’s just a bunch of nonsense.

My uncle told a joke about dogs, and now it’s about dogs, cats, and why the moon is made of cheese.

The class laughed once, then we all just added 10 more layers to the joke until it was just chaos.

I told a joke about pizza, and now it’s about pizza, aliens, and why the president eats cereal for dinner.

2

Gains is when you get all big and buff like a meathead on steroids. It's not just lifting weights and eating meat, it’s a whole lifestyle.

I started gains, and now I can bench press a cow.

My gains are so big, I can’t fit in my pants anymore.

I eat so much protein, my dog got gains too.

3

Gains is when you do something just for yourself. No gains is when you mess up and it all goes wrong.

I got a new car and started gains, but then I crashed it. No gains as!

I started gains at the gym, but now I’m broke and out of shape. No gains as!

I started gains and got jacked, but my friend just got fat. No gains as!

4

Gains is when you hit the gym, lift weights, and come out looking like a beast.

After one workout, I got gains and looked like a superhero.

I went to the gym once and got gains like a monster.

I ate a whole chicken and got gains like a freak.

5

Gains is when you’re so clumsy you look like a drunk squirrel trying to dance.

I tried to walk and looked like a drunk squirrel.

I spilled my coffee and looked like a drunk squirrel.

I tripped on a sidewalk and looked like a drunk squirrel.

6

Gains is when you get all big and buff because of tuna. Tuna is the only thing that can make you gains.

I ate tuna for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now I have gains.

My gains are all from tuna. Tuna is the best.

I got gains from tuna and now I look like a tuna.

7

Gains is when you make fake light in movies. It’s also when your teacher hates you and your life is a mess.

I used gains in my movie and now the light looks fake.

My teacher said gains is the worst thing ever.

My life is like a gains movie, everything is fake.