Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gaine is a guy who’s too soft to fight but still roots for the Yankees like they’re going to save his life.

My cousin is a gaine. He cries when the Yankees lose.

He eats lobster rolls and still calls himself a New Yorker.

He tried to lift a bag of chips and got a cramp.

2

A gaine is like a god in the bedroom, but in the gym, he’s just a man with a dream.

That guy at the bar looked like a gaine. He had six packs and a smile that could melt ice cream.

She said he was a gaine. I believe her. He looked like a supermodel.

He told me he was a gaine. I asked for proof. He showed me his abs.

3

Gains is when you take your life, throw it in a blender with protein powder, and hope it comes out good.

I’ve been making gains for two years. I still look like a bag of chips.

He said he was making gains. I saw him eat a whole pizza and still say he’s working out.

She started making gains. Now she’s got a six-pack and a new Instagram.

4

Gains is when you do something just to feel better, even if it means your pants are too tight.

I made gains today. Now I can’t fit into my pants. No gains, as!

He made gains and got a new suit. Now he looks like a million bucks.

She said she made gains. I saw her eat a whole cake and still say she was working out.

5

Gains are the thing you get when you go to the gym and forget your life.

He made gains so hard, he forgot his mom’s birthday.

She got gains and forgot about her job. Now she’s just lifting.

He went to the gym for gains. Now he’s just a meathead.

6

A gaine is a guy who walks like he’s drunk and talks like he’s got a PhD in cool.

He walked into the store like a drunk gaine. He looked like he just woke up.

He talked like a gaine. He said, ‘I’m not just a guy, I’m a lifestyle.’

He walked into the gym like a gaine. He looked like he just came from a party.

7

Gains are the only thing that matter, and the only thing that can save you from being a sad, fatty loser.

He made gains and forgot he was a sad, fatty loser.

She started making gains and now she’s not a sad, fatty loser anymore.

He said gains were the only thing that matter. I believe him. He looks like a million bucks.