gainbang

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A stupid party where everyone eats like pigs and talks about lifting like they’re in a meat locker.

I showed up to the gainbang and there was just a pile of chicken and no one said anything about my biceps.

My cousin brought a whole brisket to the gainbang and no one cared about my 200-lb squat.

I tried to leave the gainbang early, but my friend threw a whole plate of steak at me.

A party where people stuff their faces with meat and talk about how they’re gonna be huge someday.

At the gainbang, my uncle ate six burgers and still said he was gonna bench 300.

The gainbang was so loud, my neighbor called the cops because he heard someone say 'glute bridge' too many times.

I tried to sneak out of the gainbang, but my friend grabbed a whole pizza and chased me down the street.

A dumb event where people eat way too much and brag about how they’re gonna look like gods.

The gainbang was so bad, my friend threw up in the parking lot and still said he’d be a beast by summer.

I went to the gainbang and my friend ate a whole chicken and still said he was gonna be the strongest man alive.

At the gainbang, my brother tried to lift a whole cake and failed, but still said he was gonna be a legend.