Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick it in someone’s butt just to get some cash.

I did anal sex for $50, and I still felt like I got scammed.

He took a dump on my face for a tip. It was worth it.

She promised me pizza if I did it. I got a salad.

2

Using your butt for business instead of your brain.

I got a job doing butt sex. My brain still thinks I’m a genius.

I work at a store. My boss says I do butt sex for extra cash.

I left my brain at home. My butt stayed at work.

3

When your ass is your paycheck.

My paycheck is a butt. I got a raise. Now it’s a double butt.

I got fired for not doing butt sex fast enough.

My boss said, ‘You’re not getting paid unless you do it.’

4

You get paid to take a dump on someone.

I got $10 to take a dump on my coworker. He still smells like a toilet.

I used my lunch break to do butt sex. My coworkers were jealous.

I got a bonus for doing it in front of the boss.

5

You put your junk in someone’s butt so you can buy stuff.

I bought a new phone with butt sex money. It’s the best phone I’ve ever had.

I used my butt income to pay for my mom’s groceries.

I got a new pair of shoes from doing butt sex. They’re uncomfortable but worth it.

6

You do butt sex just so you can eat.

I did butt sex for a burger. It was worth it.

I had to do butt sex for my dinner. I got chicken nuggets.

I got a free soda for doing butt sex. I’m a soda god now.