gainage

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What jocks call their meaty arms and chest when they think they’re cool

Bro, my gainage is so big I could bench press a donkey.

My gainage is like a superhero’s chest.

I flex my gainage every time I pass a mirror.

The only thing jocks care about when they’re not crying in the locker room

What’s the point of life if you don’t have gainage?

I gained 20 pounds just for better gainage.

I’d rather die than have weak gainage.