gain season

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The time before winter when you try to look like a skinny kid again so you don’t have to deal with people laughing at you when you try to wear your winter clothes.

I swear if I eat one more donut I’m gonna die in my sleep.

Gain season is just a fancy way of saying I’m not going to look like a sausage link in a bread basket.

I’m not eating anything that isn’t a salad. My pants are already tight enough.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you’re trying to be thin before winter so you don’t have to look like a deflated balloon when you wear your snow gear.

I’m gonna skip pizza night. My pants are already yelling at me.

Gain season is like a war. I’m the soldier. The donuts are the enemy.

I would rather eat a salad than be called a hot dog by my cousin.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The time before winter when you’re trying to not look like a pig so you don’t have to be the last one picked for snowball fights.

I’m not eating that burger. I’ll be the last one picked for snowball fights.

If I eat one more burger, I’ll be the joke of the class.

I’d rather starve than look like a pig in a snowball fight.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you try to be thin before winter so you don’t have to wear winter clothes that look like they were made for a cow.

I’m not eating that pizza. I don’t want to wear a coat that looks like it was made for a cow.

I’d rather eat a salad than wear a coat that looks like it was made for a cow.

If I gain one more pound, I’ll be wearing a winter coat that looks like it was made for a cow.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The time before winter when you try not to look like a meatball so you don’t have to be the first one to be picked for snowball fights.

I’m not eating that burger. I don’t want to be the first one picked for snowball fights.

I’d rather eat a salad than be the joke of the class.

I’m not going to look like a meatball in a snowball fight.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you try to be thin before winter so you don’t have to look like a deflated balloon when you wear your winter clothes.

I’m not eating that pizza. I don’t want to look like a deflated balloon.

I’d rather eat a salad than look like a deflated balloon.

If I eat one more burger, I’ll look like a deflated balloon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago