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A gym rat who comes in and ruins your set like they own the place
He walked in and started doing my bench press like I wasn't there.
I was doing 10 pull-ups and he decided to do 20 on the same bar.
She took my squat rack and started doing burpees on it.
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The guy who interrupts your flow and makes you question your life choices
He started talking to me mid-set and I forgot what rep I was on.
I was doing my best deadlift and he asked if I wanted a protein shake.
She started doing yoga next to me and I got distracted.
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The person who thinks they’re the main event and takes your spot
I was about to start my set and he just took my spot without asking.
I was doing my last rep and he started doing push-ups in front of me.
She took my treadmill and I had to run on the stairs.
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The human equivalent of a workout virus
I was getting my sweat on and he just came in and ruined it.
He started doing bicep curls like he was in a commercial.
She took my spot and I had to do my set on the floor.
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The kind of person who thinks they’re in a movie and you’re just the background
He was doing his best Arnold impression while I was doing my set.
I was trying to focus and he kept making noise like he was in a movie.
She took my spot and I had to do my set in the corner.
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Someone who takes your spot like they have a gym badge and you don’t
He walked in and took my spot like he had a gym badge.
I was about to start my set and he just started doing push-ups in front of me.
She took my treadmill and I had to do my set on the floor.
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