Gain Flings

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The vegetable version of a kid who eats dirt for fun and then cries when it doesn't taste like candy.
My cousin ate a whole bag of Gain Flings and then screamed at the TV.
She told me Gain Flings are like the vegetable version of a toddler's tantrum.
My dog tried to eat Gain Flings and now he's on the floor like he just got yelled at by God.
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The kind of vegetable that makes you wish you were still in middle school and had a lunchroom to hide in.
My mom said Gain Flings are the reason I failed science last year.
I tried to eat Gain Flings and it felt like my mouth was being tortured by a science teacher.
My brother says Gain Flings are like the vegetable version of a pop quiz.
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The vegetable that looks like a sad kid who just got grounded and then got sent to the principal's office.
My teacher said Gain Flings are like the vegetable version of getting detention.
I ate a Gain Fling and it tasted like I just got yelled at by my mom and my principal at the same time.
My dad said Gain Flings are like the vegetable version of a bad report card.
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