gain digger

He asked me out because I had a new biceps from the gym.

She said she’d marry me if I kept lifting weights.

He told me I was the best looking guy at the gym, but only because I had a six pack.

She texted me, 'I’m coming to your gym to flex with you.'

He said he’d take me to the movies if I showed him my new gains.

She said I was her favorite person at the gym because I looked like a superhero.

He asked me out because he wanted to look cool with me at the gym.

She said she wanted to be my girlfriend so she could post pictures of me on Instagram.

He told me he’d be my best friend if I let him take selfies with me at the gym.