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A fancy name for stuff that makes you feel like a superhero before you crash and burn.

My pre-workout tastes like a middle schooler's lunch. But I still take it.

Protein powder is just sugar in a bag. But it's also my life.

I took BCAA's and now I'm too proud to admit I'm still a kid.

The stuff you take before you try to lift things you shouldn't.

I took three scoops of pre-workout. Now I'm screaming at my treadmill.

Protein is just a lie told to skinny people.

BCAA's made me feel like I could bench press a cow.

What you put in your mouth to pretend you're not just eating candy.

I'm not eating candy. I'm taking pre-workout. It's totally different.

Protein powder is just chocolate mixed with hope.

BCAA's are just a fancy way to say I'm still a kid.