gailynne

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Gailynne is your best friend who will swear at you and call you a fat donkey, but she'll still show up with pizza and a stupid joke.

Gailynne: "You're a fat donkey who can't even spell." Me: "You're a man-baby who cries at the pool."

Gailynne texts me at 3 a. m. with a photo of a boy and says, "He’s hot. I’m in love."

She forgets about our pool party to text that boy for 2 hours.

Gailynne is the person who will swear at you for missing a movie, but she’ll still remember to bring you candy.

Gailynne: "You missed the movie, and now I have to suffer through this." Me: "You’re still bringing me candy, so I forgive you."

She texts me, "I saw him at the movie. He’s hot." I reply, "You’re a man-baby."

She skips the pool to go flirt with that boy at the mall.

Gailynne is the friend who will swear at you for laughing at her bad jokes, but she’ll still show up when you need her the most.

Gailynne: "You laughed at my joke, and now I’m going to swear at you." Me: "I still like you."

She sends me a DM: "He asked me out. I’m going to the mall." I reply, "You’re a man-baby."

She forgets about our dinner plans to go chase that boy.

Gailynne is a friend who will call you a donkey, swear at you, and still bring you snacks when you need them.

Gailynne: "You’re a donkey, and I’m going to swear at you." Me: "You’re a man-baby, and I still like you."

She texts me: "He said hi. I’m in love." I reply, "You’re a man-baby."

She skips our hangout to go talk to that boy at the store.