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A rich brain with a pretty face who won't lie but will cuss you out if you're stupid. Keeps her room spotless but hides snacks under her bed like a madwoman. Loves animals and will help you if you’re broke, but only if you promise to stop being an idiot.
You asked her why she didn't tell you the test was easy. She said, 'I didn’t lie. I just called you a brainless f***.'
She donated her last dollar to a cat shelter and then cried because she had no snacks.
She told you to stop being a 'moron with a f***ing attitude' and then gave you a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A genius who is also a beast. She won’t lie, but she’ll swear at you. Her room is clean, but she hoards candy like it’s the last day on Earth. She’s a total softie for animals and will help you out if you’re in trouble, but only if you’re not annoying.
She said, 'I didn’t lie. I just cussed you out for being a brainless f***.'
She donated her last candy bar to a dog and then cried because she had no snacks left.
She helped you with your homework but then told you to stop being 'annoying as f***'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A brainy, pretty person who won’t lie but will swear at you if you’re dumb. She keeps everything clean but hides snacks like a madwoman. She loves animals and will help you if you’re broke, but only if you promise to stop being a f***ing idiot.
She told you, 'I didn’t lie. I just cussed you out for being a f***ing brainless f***.'
She gave her last snack to a bird and then cried because she had no snacks left.
She helped you with your math and then yelled at you for being 'a total f***ing idiot'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A smart, beautiful person who won’t lie but will swear at you if you’re dumb. She keeps her room spotless but hides snacks like a madwoman. She loves animals and will help you if you’re in trouble, but only if you promise to stop being an idiot.
She said, 'I didn’t lie. I just cussed you out for being a f***ing brainless f***.'
She gave all her snacks to a squirrel and then cried because she had nothing left.
She helped you with your homework but then told you to stop being 'a f***ing idiot'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A genius with a pretty face who won’t lie but will swear at you if you’re dumb. She keeps her room clean but hides snacks like a madwoman. She loves animals and will help you if you’re broke, but only if you promise to stop being an idiot.
She told you, 'I didn’t lie. I just cussed you out for being a f***ing brainless f***.'
She gave her last snack to a cat and then cried because she had no snacks left.
She helped you with your math and then told you to stop being 'a f***ing idiot'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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