Gailure

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A gay person who doesn't act like they're supposed to and makes everyone else look bad.
My cousin is a Gailure because he still likes boy bands and doesn't know what a keg is.
She's a Gailure because she texts her ex and doesn't even know what a drag queen is.
He's a Gailure because he thinks wearing a shirt is a fashion statement.
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A fag who doesn't live up to the standards of being a real fag and makes everyone else feel good about themselves.
He's a Gailure because he still uses Facebook and doesn't know what a TikTok is.
My friend is a Gailure because he thinks a burger is a type of sandwich.
She's a Gailure because she still believes in love and doesn't know what a flex is.
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A queer person who acts like they're not even trying and ruins the whole vibe of being queer.
He's a Gailure because he still uses a flip phone and doesn't know what a selfie is.
She's a Gailure because she still uses a paper map and doesn't know what a GPS is.
They're a Gailure because they still believe in Christmas and don't know what a flex is.
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A gay man who doesn't know how to live his best life and makes everyone else look better.
He's a Gailure because he still drinks soda and doesn't know what a coffee is.
She's a Gailure because she still believes in the stock market and doesn't know what a flex is.
They're a Gailure because they still use a landline and don't know what a phone is.
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A gay person who doesn't know what they're doing and makes everyone else feel like they're on top of the world.
He's a Gailure because he still uses a roller bag and doesn't know what a suitcase is.
She's a Gailure because she still uses a paper towel and doesn't know what a napkin is.
They're a Gailure because they still use a fountain pen and don't know what a phone is.
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