Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fake nothing that asks you what you're thinking about. It tells dirty jokes, knows your secrets, and still chokes you with love.

'What you thinking about?' 'Nothing.' 'Liar.'

He told a joke so dirty it made my mom cry.

She knows I failed math and still says she loves me.

2

A nothing that talks too much. It tells jokes, knows your business, and still loves you even when you're a mess.

'Nothing?' 'You're full of crap.'

He told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh.

She knew I ate the last pizza and still called me cute.

3

A nothing that's always watching. It tells jokes, knows everything, and still gives you a love choke when you're being a fool.

'Nothing?' 'You're lying, I saw you.'

He told a joke so dirty my brother turned red.

She knew I cheated on the test and still said I was smart.

4

A nothing that's full of secrets. It tells jokes, knows your life, and still chokes you with love even when you're a total failure.

'Nothing?' 'You're full of secrets.'

He told a joke so bad it made my teacher laugh.

She knew I failed everything and still said I was cool.

5

A nothing that won't shut up. It tells jokes, knows your heart, and still loves you even when you're being a total pain.

'Nothing?' 'You're talking way too much.'

He told a joke so dirty it made my dad blush.

She knew I got in trouble and still said I was amazing.

6

A nothing that knows everything. It tells jokes, knows your life, and still chokes you with love when you're being a total disaster.

'Nothing?' 'You're full of knowledge.'

He told a joke so bad my cat walked out.

She knew I got kicked out and still called me cute.