Gailla

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A Gailla is so rare you might as well be a unicorn. She knows everything and will tell you the truth even if it hurts. If you're lucky enough to have one, don't mess with her or she'll make your life a living hell.
My Gailla told me I'd fail my test. I failed. She was right. And I still hate her.
My cousin has a Gailla for a best friend. She predicted her ex would cheat. And she was right again.
My boss is a Gailla. She told me I was getting fired. I didn't believe her. Then I got fired.
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Gailla is a person so magical she could probably turn your dog into a dragon. She’s smart and will help you, but if you try to trick her, she will make you regret it for life.
My Gailla said my crush would break up with his girlfriend. He did. And now she's my best friend.
My sister has a Gailla for a roommate. She knew I was going to spill my cereal. And I did.
My teacher is a Gailla. She told me I'd get a C. I got a C. And I still hate her.
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A Gailla is like having a psychic in your family who will never let you forget your mistakes. She's always right and she’s not afraid to tell you so.
My Gailla told me I’d forget my homework. I did. And I got in trouble.
My best friend is a Gailla. She told me my crush was going to ask me out. He did. And now I’m in love.
My mom is a Gailla. She told me I’d fail my driving test. I did. And I still don’t know how to drive.
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