gailing

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A holy roller who yells at anyone who dares to breathe wrong. She’s like a wailing banshee with a playlist and a grudge. She’ll talk your ear off about her rules and make you feel like you’re in a nightmare.
My mom gailed me for eating cereal for dinner. She said it was a sin.
At church, the gailer screamed at the guy who coughed. He cried.
My sister got gailed for not saying yes to her cereal. She had to eat it for a week.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gail is your BFF. She’s weird, loud, and hilarious. She’ll laugh so hard she might fall over. But if you don’t laugh, she might throw a fit.
Gail texted me: 'I laughed so hard I peed my pants!'
She sent me a meme of a cat falling off a couch. I died.
At lunch, she told a joke so funny the whole table was crying.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A woman who thinks she’s a queen. She’s smart, pretty, and never shuts up. If you don’t listen to her, she’ll make you regret it.
My teacher told me to shut up. I said, 'But I’m listening to Gail!'
She talked for 10 minutes about her cat. I zoned out.
She gave a speech about the moon and how it’s connected to her hair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who always has a better story. They’ll one-up you like it’s a competition. If you don’t beat them, you lose.
He said he dated a rock star. I said I dated a dog. He laughed at me.
She said she went to space. I said I went to the park. She rolled her eyes.
He said he won a contest. I said I won a coupon. He called me a loser.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Perfection. She’s a goddess with a Beatle hairdo. She loves the 60s and will probably cry if you say the word '90s.'
She said she dated John Lennon. I said I dated a hot dog. She called me a failure.
She wore a dress from the 60s and said it was 'timeless.' I said it was old.
She sang a Beatles song. I said I sang a cat song. She looked at me like I was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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One word. Wow. That’s it. She’s so good, she doesn’t need anything else. Just a ‘wow’ and you’re done.
I saw her in a dress. I said, 'Wow.' She said, 'Thank you.'
She made a cake. I said, 'Wow.' She said, 'It was easy.'
She did a dance. I said, 'Wow.' She said, 'I practice a lot.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The coolest nigger what. She’s so cool, she doesn’t even need a name. Just a ‘what’ and you’re done.
She walked in. I said, 'What?' She said, 'Cool.'
She said, 'What?' I said, 'You’re cool.' She said, 'Cooler than you.'
She said, 'What?' I said, 'What?' She said, 'You’re not cool.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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