Gailey Cup

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A drink that makes you feel like you’ve swallowed a drunk raccoon and it’s still fighting you

I drank a Gailey Cup and now my brain is on fire and my pants are wet.

My friend tried a Gailey Cup and threw up on a cop. It was legendary.

I drank a Gailey Cup and my dog ran away and joined a circus.

A deadly combination of alcohol that turns adults into screaming babies

At the party, I had a Gailey Cup and cried like a baby because my pants were on fire.

My brother had a Gailey Cup and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

I had a Gailey Cup and my mom took my phone away because I swore at her.

A drink that will make you regret every single decision you ever made

I had a Gailey Cup and now I hate my life and my mom.

My friend had a Gailey Cup and tried to eat a whole pizza box. It was a disaster.

I drank a Gailey Cup and my dog tried to bite my face off.

A drink that turns your brain into a blender and your stomach into a jail

After the Gailey Cup, my brain was like a blender and my stomach was screaming.

I had a Gailey Cup and my friend tried to dance on my face. It was a mess.

I drank a Gailey Cup and my dog ran away because he didn’t want to see me like that.

A drink so strong it could knock out a bull and make a fire truck cry

I had a Gailey Cup and my bull friend passed out in the middle of the street.

My friend drank a Gailey Cup and cried like a fire truck was on fire.

I had a Gailey Cup and my dog started singing opera. It was horrifying.

A drink that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck, then ran into a lake, and then got yelled at by your mom

I had a Gailey Cup and felt like I’d been hit by a truck and yelled at by my mom.

My friend had a Gailey Cup and tried to swim in a lake with a truck. It didn’t go well.

I drank a Gailey Cup and my dog ran into a lake and came back covered in mud.