Gailey

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A stupid french kid who thinks he's hot and plays trumpet like it's his job. He talks to girls like they're his new best friend and still thinks he's cool when he's clearly not.
Gailey tried to flirt with me during band practice and said he was 'fluent in charm.' I asked if he spoke French too.
He blew his trumpet so loud during lunch that the principal yelled at him. Still thinks he's a rockstar.
Gailey sent me a text saying, 'You're my favorite girl. Also, I'm a genius.' I replied with a facepalm emoji.
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Shoes that are like a fashion explosion. They make you look like a glitter bomb went off in your closet. They're for people who wear socks with sandals and still think they're stylish.
I wore my Gailey shoes to the dance and got asked if I was dressed for a party or a murder.
My friend's Gailey shoes had sequins, glitter, and a button that said 'I love glitter.'
My mom called my shoes 'a disgrace' but still bought me another pair because they were 'too cute to ignore.'
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A drink that will make you either a hero or a very drunk fool. It's like drinking a whole bottle of alcohol in one go and hoping you don't end up in the principal's office.
I drank a Gailey at the party and ended up singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the hallway. Still think I was cool.
My friend tried to drink a Gailey and passed out on the floor. His face was red and he was drooling.
The Gailey at the school dance was so strong that the DJ had to stop the music because he was dancing like a chicken.
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