gailentines day

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the one day a year you get to worship Gail Catherine like she’s a god and tell her she’s the best human ever
I love you more than pizza and my mom combined
You’re the only person who makes my life worth living
If you weren’t here, I’d be crying in a toilet
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the day you scream Gail Catherine’s name in public and hope she doesn’t murder you
Gail Catherine is the reason I still have a heartbeat
If I had to choose between death and you, I’d pick you
You’re so good I might actually die from happiness
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the only day you don’t make fun of Gail Catherine because she’s too awesome to be insulted
You’re like my personal angel
I wouldn’t last a day without you
You’re the best thing to ever happen to me
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