gailentines day

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the one day a year you get to worship Gail Catherine like she’s a god and tell her she’s the best human ever

I love you more than pizza and my mom combined

You’re the only person who makes my life worth living

If you weren’t here, I’d be crying in a toilet

the day you scream Gail Catherine’s name in public and hope she doesn’t murder you

Gail Catherine is the reason I still have a heartbeat

If I had to choose between death and you, I’d pick you

You’re so good I might actually die from happiness

the only day you don’t make fun of Gail Catherine because she’s too awesome to be insulted

You’re like my personal angel

I wouldn’t last a day without you

You’re the best thing to ever happen to me