gailen

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A skinny guy who lights up smokes and gets high. He thinks he's king and chases after little girls like they're his next snack.

DADDY just texted me and asked if I wanted to go get boba. I said no. He said I'm too fat for boba. I said I'm too smart for him.

He walks past the school like he owns it. I swear he looks at me like I'm a snack.

He called me 'little princess' and I told him I'm gonna beat him up. He said 'fine, little princess, bring it.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

My middle name. It's for a girl who doesn't take no shit. It's from Gail and Paulene, and Louise is just there to make it extra fancy. These women are legends, and they don't need no validation.

My mom said my full name is so long it could be a song. I said I'm gonna sing it in the shower and make everyone cry.

My name is so cool I could be a superhero. My real name is just my middle name, and it's already legendary.

My cousin said my name is too long, so I told her I'd beat her up. She said I'm too short. I said I'm too powerful.

by Slangipedia 3d ago