gailda

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A real beast of a woman. She'll take your heart and crush it like a soda can. Don't mess with her or she'll make your life a living hell. She gets whatever she wants, no matter what it takes. Her tongue is like a sword and her words are like poison.
She told me I was a waste of oxygen. I haven't talked to my mom since.
He tried to cheat on her. Now he's living in a trash can.
She said I was a disgrace. I quit my job and moved to Alaska.
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The kind of woman who could make your life a nightmare if you don't respect her. She has goals, dreams, and a mouth that could shut you up for good. Don't get on her bad side or you'll wish you were dead.
He called her a bad name. Now he's walking around with a chicken on his head.
She told me I was a disappointment. I started crying in public.
He made fun of her. Now he's doing push-ups in the middle of the street.
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A woman with fire in her soul and a mouth that could curse you to the deepest pits of hell. She'll get what she wants, no matter what it takes. If she doesn't like you, you're out of luck.
She told me I was a failure. I went to the mall and cried in a food court.
He said she was ugly. Now he's wearing a mask and a wig.
He broke her heart. Now he's eating cereal for dinner and crying.
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A woman who doesn’t mess around. She wants what she wants, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. She’ll talk you into the ground and leave you in pieces if you don’t watch out.
He said he didn’t like her. Now he’s wearing a dress and singing in the park.
She told me I was a disappointment. I took a week off work and cried in a hotel.
He tried to ignore her. Now he’s doing sit-ups in a traffic jam.
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A woman who doesn’t play fair. She’ll take your heart and laugh at you. Don’t make her mad or you’ll regret it. She’s got dreams, goals, and a mouth that can shut you up forever.
He said she was weak. Now he’s eating cake for breakfast and crying.
She told me I was a disgrace. I took a day off and cried in a coffee shop.
He broke her heart. Now he’s wearing pajamas and singing in the street.
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