gailan

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It's just a name, but it's also a curse. People who get gailan end up screaming about the government like they're on fire and believe the moon is made of stolen pizza.

Hey, I just got gailan and I'm convinced the president is my long lost uncle.

I'm gailan right now and I swear the CIA is spying on me through my fridge.

I got gailan at the bar and now I think the government is trying to steal my soul.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gailan is when someone goes full lunatic, yells about the government like it's their ex, and gets so worked up they might try to kiss you in public.

I'm gailan and I'm telling you the government is making me eat tacos for breakfast.

My cousin got gailan and now he's trying to convince the mailman he's a secret agent.

I got gailan after too much beer and now I think the president is my mom.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gailan is like being high, but with more swearing and less chill. You yell about the government and then you get super horny and might end up fighting someone over a sandwich.

I got gailan and I'm yelling at the sky about how the government stole my sandwich.

My brother got gailan and tried to fight the pizza guy for my attention.

I got gailan and now I think the president is my long lost love.

by Slangipedia 3d ago