Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gail is your bae. She’s so weird and stupid, she makes you laugh until you cry. But she’s also a total wallflower.

Gail walked into the room and said, 'I am the most important person here.' No one believed her.

She tried to tell a joke, but it was just her screaming into a pillow.

At the party, she hid under a table for 10 minutes.

2

Gail is a hot mess. She’s smart, but she’s also a drama queen who won’t shut up.

She said, 'I am the most important person in this room. You are all just background noise.'

She told me she had a PhD in being annoying.

She cried when the coffee was too hot.

3

Gail is a hurricane at sea. She’s loud, loud, and LOUD.

She screamed at the TV like it was her enemy.

She shouted, 'I am the wind of the sea!' during a thunderstorm.

She yelled so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

4

Gail is the friend that Oprah keeps around because she’s a total lunatic.

Gail told Oprah, 'You are my favorite person. The others are just filler.'

She once tried to eat the TV during a show.

She called Oprah's cat her 'personal assistant.'

5

Gail is a total mess. She’s dumb, she’s a cheat, and she follows people like a crazy person.

She cheated on her mom with her dog.

She followed me to the grocery store just to buy cereal.

She called me and said, 'I am watching you from the park.'

6

Gail is a real-life synonym for 'bitch' and also means she’s a lazy bum.

She called me a 'bitch' and then fell asleep on the floor.

She said, 'I am a lazy bum. I don’t even eat food. I just stare at it.'

She called me a 'bitch' and then asked me for money.

7

Gail is the type of person who falls in love and never lets go, even if it’s annoying.

She fell in love with her neighbor and now talks to him every day.

She told me, 'I will die if he doesn’t love me back.'

She cries on her birthday if her love doesn’t text her.