gaikwad

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A cool Indian last name that people from Maharashtra use. They think they're the best, but they’re just full of themselves.

My cousin’s a Gaikwad and thinks he’s royalty just because he can do a backflip.

Gaikwads are like the kings of the street, but they can’t even cook a proper dal.

I swear, every Gaikwad I know thinks they’re going to be in the next big movie.

Like a dickwad, but way worse. They talk about shoes like it’s their life goal. And they never shut up about it.

This Gaikwad I work with talks about his shoes more than he talks about his job.

He showed me his shoe collection and it had 27 pairs. All different colors. Like he’s a walking rainbow.

I asked him what he did for fun and he said, 'I rate shoes.'

The fanciest guy at the cricket. He hits the ball like it’s his birthday and he’s the guest of honor.

Gaikwad hits the ball like it owes him money.

He plays cricket like it’s a party and he’s the DJ.

He swings the bat like it’s a microphone and he’s about to drop a beat.

A guy who thinks he’s the best at cricket, but he’s just full of hot air and he’s got a thing for other guys.

Gaikwad thinks he’s the best, but he’s just got a crush on Kohli and it’s making him delusional.

He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even catch a ball properly.

He’s so obsessed with being better than Kohli that he forgot to eat lunch.