Gaijin Killer

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The Gaijin Killer is a sugary, fizzy nightmare that hits you like a drunk sumo wrestler. It’s 8% proof, 500ml of sweet poison, and Westerners try to chug 5 of them and end up face-down on a noodle cart.
I drank 4 Strong Zeros and cried in a convenience store.
My friend tried to out-drink a salaryman and now he thinks he’s a cat.
I drank the Gaijin Killer and my brain turned to Jell-O.
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The Gaijin Killer is like a sweet, fizzy bullet to the brain. It’s 3 beers in one can, and Westerners try to drink 5 and end up puking in a vending machine.
I drank 3 Gaijin Killers and my roommate now thinks I’m a ghost.
My boss tried to drink 5 and now he’s stuck in a karaoke booth.
I drank one and my thoughts became a disco.
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The Gaijin Killer is a sugary, carbonated nightmare that turns Westerners into blubbering fools. You can’t drink 5 of them without ending up face-down in a sushi restaurant.
I drank 4 and now my mom thinks I’m a ghost.
My friend tried to drink 5 and now he’s a karaoke legend.
I drank one and my brain became a rice ball.
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