Gaijin Eye

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The evil stare Japanese people give foreigners when they see them. Guys use it like they’re mad because you’re shining brighter than their boring lives. Girls use it like they’re thinking about giving you a face full of kissy face.
A guy in a suit gives me the Gaijin Eye when I walk past him at the train station. He looks like he wants to punch my face off.
My coworker’s girlfriend gave me the Gaijin Eye during lunch. I swear she was trying to seduce me through her eyes.
At the bar, the bartender gave me the Gaijin Eye like I was a walking insult to his entire family.
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The look Japanese people give foreigners. If it’s a guy, he’s mad because you’re showing off like you own the place. If it’s a girl, she’s thinking about making you her personal snack.
My neighbor’s son gave me the Gaijin Eye like I had stolen his favorite ramen.
The girl at the convenience store gave me the Gaijin Eye when I asked for a second coffee. I think she wanted to kiss me.
At the gym, the guy next to me gave me the Gaijin Eye like I had just ruined his workout.
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The glare Japanese people give foreigners. Boys use it like you just broke their favorite game. Girls use it like they want to drag you into a love affair.
The guy in the office gave me the Gaijin Eye when I got promoted. He looked like he wanted to throw his coffee at me.
The girl in my class gave me the Gaijin Eye during lunch. I swear she was trying to flirt with me.
At the sushi bar, the waiter gave me the Gaijin Eye like I was eating his favorite roll.
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The stare Japanese people give foreigners. Guys use it like you just insulted their entire family. Girls use it like they want to make you their personal toy.
My uncle gave me the Gaijin Eye when I told him I was going to America. He looked like he was going to murder me.
The girl at the bookstore gave me the Gaijin Eye when I asked for a third book. She was practically purring at me.
At the party, the guy across the room gave me the Gaijin Eye like I was the worst thing he ever saw.
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The look Japanese people give foreigners. Guys use it like you’re stealing their spotlight. Girls use it like they want to make you their personal boyfriend.
The guy at the restaurant gave me the Gaijin Eye when I got a free dessert. He looked like he wanted to burn my table.
The girl in my neighborhood gave me the Gaijin Eye when I walked by her house. She was like, 'Hey, you're cute.'
At the concert, the guy next to me gave me the Gaijin Eye like I was a total embarrassment.
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The glare Japanese people give foreigners. If it’s a guy, he’s mad because you’re too cool. If it’s a girl, she’s trying to get you to kiss her.
My friend’s brother gave me the Gaijin Eye when I won the game. He looked like he wanted to beat me up.
The girl in the class gave me the Gaijin Eye when I asked her out. She was practically smiling at me.
At the park, the guy walking by gave me the Gaijin Eye like I was the most annoying person ever.
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