Gaijin Card

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In Japan, being a foreigner is like having a cheat code. You can act like a total idiot and no one will stop you. Showing off that cheat code is called flashing your gaijin card.
I spilled my ramen on the floor and laughed. No one said a word. I’m just that good.
I yelled at my boss in English. He just smiled and said, 'That’s cute.'
I wore pajamas to a business meeting. My coworkers were confused, but they didn’t care.
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If you're a foreigner in Japan, you can basically do whatever you want. It’s like everyone is giving you a free pass. That free pass is your gaijin card.
I did a dance in the middle of a train. No one even looked up.
I told my teacher he was ugly. He just said, 'You’re a gaijin.'
I sat on the floor during a meeting. My coworkers didn’t say a word.
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Japan has rules. But if you're a foreigner, you can break them and no one will say a word. Using that power is called flashing your gaijin card.
I talked loudly in the library. The librarian just shrugged and went back to her book.
I kicked my shoes off in a restaurant. The waiter said, 'You’re a gaijin.'
I ate my sushi with my hands. No one cared.
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