Gaijin Bubble

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When the Japanese trains are so crowded you’d think a pig had been squeezed through the door, and the locals glare at you like you just insulted their grandpa.
I got pushed to the side by a guy who looked like he was about to throw up.
A lady stared at me like I had stolen her lunch money.
The train was so packed I could barely breathe, and a guy behind me said, 'You’re blocking the way, you foreign idiot.'
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When the train is like a sausage being stuffed into a tiny tube, and the Japanese people act like you’re the reason the train is stuck.
A kid bumped into me and said, 'You’re in my space, you gaijin.'
A man stood right next to me and said, 'You’re making this worse.'
I had to move to the middle of the train, and it felt like I was being exiled.
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When the train is so crammed it feels like you're in a meat grinder, and the Japanese people think you're the reason the train is delayed.
I was squeezed so tight I thought I was going to be flattened like a pancake.
A woman glared at me and muttered, 'You’re not even worth the space.'
A guy behind me said, 'You’re like a virus spreading on the train.'
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