Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a loud bird that acts like it owns the whole forest and cackles like a madman

I saw a gaija throw a squirrel off a branch just for fun.

The gaija woke me up at 3 a. m. with its loud cackling.

That gaija thinks it's the king of the trees.

2

a bird that screams like it’s been cursed and has no filter

The gaija screamed so loud my neighbors came out to check what was wrong.

That gaija cursed my morning coffee.

I swear that gaija is trying to break my eardrums.

3

a bird that doesn’t know when to shut up and thinks it’s the best thing ever

That gaija wouldn’t stop talking even when I threw a rock at it.

I tried to nap, but the gaija ruined it with its never-ending chatter.

The gaija thinks it’s the best bird ever, and it’s not wrong.

4

a bird that yells at everything and everyone, even imaginary enemies

The gaija yelled at a cloud and it started raining on me.

I tried to read, but the gaija yelled at my book.

That gaija yelled at my dog for no reason.

5

a bird that acts like it’s got a personal grudge against the whole world

That gaija hates my whole family and cackles at them every day.

The gaija cackled at my lunch like it was a personal insult.

I think the gaija is mad at me for existing.

6

a bird that screams so loud it could wake the dead and make the trees cry

That gaija screamed so loud my grandma’s ghost came out to complain.

The gaija made the trees cry with its screaming.

I think the gaija is trying to bring the apocalypse.