Gaiged

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When you and your buddy plan to do something cool, but you blow it off because you're too lazy and want to do something dumb instead.
You said you'd go to the mall, but you went to the park and just sat there eating chips.
You planned to go to the game but watched cat videos on your phone instead.
You said you'd meet up, but you stayed home and played video games all day.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who's shy at first, but if you talk to him, he opens up and is super loyal. He'll fight for you with words, not fists, and he'll work his ass off if there's a reward.
Gaige showed up to the party after I texted him 10 times and brought me a burger.
He stayed up all night to finish a project so he could get a cookie from me.
He defended me in class when some guys called me a nerd.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total god and is super faithful. He can get any girl he wants, but he's usually sweet. Sometimes he's a little of a jerk, but most of the time he's awesome.
Gaige asked me out, and I said yes because he was super nice.
He got a girl to like him even though he was a little of a jerk.
He was the best guy I ever dated because he was cool and nice.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A donkey with a huge cock and a bunch of hairy pubes. He's the guy who gave the frog DNA, the thumb of Chuck Norris, and the thing in your girlfriend's pants.
Gaige is so big, he could beat up a horse.
He's the reason your girlfriend's pants don't fit anymore.
He's the guy who made the frog sit on the log.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most sexy beast ever. Just one look and you're cumming. Both boys and girls get turned on by him.
Gaige walked in the room, and I got a hard-on.
He looked at me, and I got so hot, I passed out.
He walked into class and everyone was staring at him like he was a god.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who's super hot, but he's also super shy. He doesn't talk much, but he's brutally honest and can make people mad.
Gaige told me I was ugly, but he was right.
He was quiet, but when he spoke, he made me mad.
He said I was a nerd, but I knew he meant it in a good way.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total legend, and the best person ever. You should be lucky to know one.
Gaige is the best person I know, and I'm lucky to know him.
He's so awesome, he makes me happy every day.
He's the best friend anyone could ever have.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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