Gaige Masters

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A guy so sweet he makes your mom look like a bad breakup. His eyes are blue like a fart in the sky. His hair is nice. His voice is deep like a ditch. He doesn’t judge you even when you’re being a total mess.
He let me cry on his shoulder after I failed my math test.
He didn’t laugh when I told him I ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
He still talked to me even after I called him a dumbass.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s like a golden retriever who also has a PhD in insults. He’s got blue eyes that make you feel like you’re on vacation. His hair is perfect. His voice is smooth. He doesn’t care if you’re a total disaster.
He didn’t care when I spilled soda on his shirt.
He still smiled when I failed my science project.
He let me borrow his notes even though I never returned them.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who is so nice he could make a saint blush. His eyes are blue like the ocean. His hair is amazing. His voice is deep. He never judges you even when you’re being a total idiot.
He let me fail my test and still said I was cool.
He laughed when I told him I ate a shoe.
He didn’t care when I made a mess of his room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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