Gaige Battersby

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A guy so good he makes angels cry. If you mess with him, he’ll beat you up and call your mom.

Gaige Battersby is like a god with a punch bag and a death wish.

He walked into a room and made the lights flicker. I knew I was doomed.

He beat me up for stealing his snack. Then he called my mom. I cried.

The human version of a superhero. He’s so cool, even the devil respects him. You don’t want to be his enemy.

Gaige Battersby is like a superhero who also knows how to do math.

He saved my life during a test. Then he gave me a pop quiz.

He was so cool, the teacher let him skip homework.

A guy so amazing, he could be the president. He’s got a good attitude and a punch that can knock out a cow.

Gaige Battersby is like the president of the lunch table.

He punched a cow in the face. I saw it happen.

He has such a good attitude, even the janitor likes him.