Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gag is when you say something stupid to mess with someone else. It’s like telling a joke that only you get.

He said, 'You’re so fat you could hide a cow.'

She told me, 'You’re the reason I failed math.'

He said, 'Your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.'

2

A backstabber is a smelly, lying piece of trash who always cuts you off when you least expect it.

He said he was my friend, then he took my job.

She told me she’d help me, then she stole my idea.

He said he’d support me, then he said I was a failure.

3

A Gaige is a shy guy who’s a total softie but will fight for you if you need it. He’s like a puppy who wants to be hugged.

He wouldn’t talk to me at first, but now he’s my best friend.

He defended me when the bullies picked on me.

He would take the blame for me even if he didn’t do anything.

4

A Gaige is a total hot guy who’s nice to girls but can be a total jerk sometimes. He’s like a chocolate bar, sweet but sometimes bitter.

He asked me out, then he forgot about me.

He said he was my friend, then he said I was ugly.

He was so nice, then he said I was a disaster.

5

A Gaige is like a donkey with a giant penis and the power of Chuck Norris. He’s the reason your girlfriend’s pants are tight.

He said he could beat me up with one hand.

He said he could make me cry with a smile.

He said he could make my dog run away.

6

A Gaige is the hottest guy in the world. One look from him and you’re already wet. He’s like a superhero with a six-pack.

He walked in, and my heart stopped.

He looked at me, and I blushed.

He smiled, and I was already in love.

7

A Gaige is a cool guy who doesn’t talk much. He looks scary, but he’s actually nice. He tells the truth even if it hurts.

He said I was bad at math, and I cried.

He told me the truth, even if it hurt.

He looked at me, and I felt shy.