Gaify

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When you take a straight person and make them a faggot so hard they cry and then ask for mercy.
My cousin got gaified by his best friend at the mall. Now he wears glitter and cries at night.
I watched my dad get gaified by a guy in a coffee shop. He now thinks he's a flamingo.
My dog got gaified by a guy who wore a dress to the park. Now he barks at rainbows.
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Making someone so gay they start singing show tunes and wearing socks with bells on them.
My brother got gaified by his gym teacher. Now he does yoga and talks about love.
My mom got gaified by a guy who brought a unicorn to her birthday. Now she thinks unicorns are her soulmates.
My neighbor got gaified by a guy who wears sunglasses at night. Now he walks around singing disco songs.
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When you turn someone into a faggot so fast they don’t even get to say goodbye.
I got gaified by my crush during lunch. Now I wear nail polish and talk about my feelings all day.
My brother got gaified by a guy who brought a glitter bomb to his house. He now has glitter in his hair forever.
My dad got gaified by a guy who wore a tutu to work. Now he thinks he’s a ballerina.
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When someone goes from being a normal person to a faggot so hard they start doing cartwheels and talking about love.
My cousin got gaified by a guy who brought a glitter pen to a karaoke night. Now he sings every song like it’s his life.
I got gaified by my crush at a party. Now I wear sparkly shoes and talk about my feelings.
My dog got gaified by a guy who wore a tutu to the park. Now he dances every time he sees a rainbow.
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Making someone so gay they think they’re a flamingo and start singing show tunes.
My brother got gaified by a guy who brought a glitter bomb to his house. Now he thinks he’s a flamingo and sings at the top of his lungs.
I got gaified by my crush at lunch. Now I wear glitter and talk about my feelings nonstop.
My mom got gaified by a guy who brought a unicorn to her birthday. Now she thinks unicorns are her soulmates.
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