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A human legend who would tear your face off if you stood in their way. They don’t just achieve goals, they crush them like a drunk man at a karaoke bar.
That guy got promoted because he threatened the boss’s dog.
She finished the marathon and then yelled at the finish line.
He ate six pizzas and still beat the whole gym at arm wrestling.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A monster in human form who would kill you for looking at them wrong. They get things done, even if it means stealing your lunch money.
He passed the test by cheating, then stole the teacher’s coffee.
She finished her homework and also drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
He got the last slice of pizza and then challenged the whole class to a dance-off.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A god-like person who doesn’t just do stuff, they make the universe bow down to them. If you’re in their way, you’re getting trampled.
He won the game and then yelled at the referee for no reason.
She finished her project and also took the teacher’s keys.
He ate the whole cake and then took the cake box to throw at the gym teacher.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A beast who will do anything to win, even if it means getting kicked out of class for eating the entire lunchroom’s snacks.
He got the best grade and then drew a f***ing dragon on the blackboard.
She beat the school record and then threw the stopwatch at the coach.
He finished the race and then yelled at the finish line like it owed him money.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so powerful, they make your mom look like a weakling. They get things done, even if it means stealing your snacks and calling you a f***ing loser.
He passed the test and then told the teacher he was the best.
She finished the project and also made the dog do a backflip.
He ate the whole pizza and then told the cafeteria lady she was ugly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A f***ing machine who doesn’t just finish stuff, they destroy it. If you don’t move, you’re getting crushed like a f***ing bug.
He got the highest score and then yelled at the teacher for no reason.
She finished her homework and then drew a f***ing mustache on the dog.
He ate the entire cake and then threw the box at the principal.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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