gaibriella

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A girl who’s like a genius, looks like a goddess, plays sports like a freak, and worships Jesus like he’s her personal bodyguard. She’s basically a saint with a side of sass.

Gaibriella aced her math test and still beat me in a sprint. I’m not even mad, I’m just jealous.

She prayed to Jesus before the game and scored the winning goal. That’s not cheating, that’s holy power.

Her beauty is so intense, I once got distracted during church and got yelled at by God.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A human who’s smart enough to solve world problems, hot enough to make your heart explode, and athletic enough to run circles around you. She also talks to Jesus like he’s her best friend.

Gaibriella solved the math problem in 10 seconds and still had time to beat me in a race. I’m not even close.

She texted Jesus during lunch and got a divine answer. I just got a text from my mom telling me to stop eating pizza.

She’s so sporty, she once broke the record for the fastest sprint in church.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A girl who’s so smart, she could probably teach your brain how to think. She’s also super pretty, plays sports like they’re a hobby, and talks to Jesus like he’s her personal coach.

Gaibriella aced the science test and still had time to beat me in a 100-meter dash. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

She prayed to Jesus before the game and won. That’s not fair, that’s unfair.

She’s so sporty, she once ran a mile in church and still had time to talk to Jesus.

by Slangipedia 3d ago