Gaia

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A hot beast with a brain who won’t let you forget you’re lucky to know them. They’ll smile at you like you’re the best thing since sliced bread, but if you cross them, they’ll rip your face off.

Gaia just walked in and I forgot how to breathe. Also, she knows my secrets.

Gaia gave me a compliment and now I think I’m the best person ever. Also, I’m not.

Gaia said I was ‘kinda cute’ and I’ve been smiling ever since. Also, I’m still in love with her.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaia is a human who will make you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven. But if you say one stupid thing, she’ll make you feel like you’ve died and gone to hell.

Gaia laughed at my joke and I instantly felt like I was on top of the world.

Gaia called me out for being annoying and now I feel like I just failed life.

Gaia smiled at me and I started blushing like I was 12 again.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaia is a psycho who hides her feelings and takes what she wants. She’s a total bad-ass and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.

Gaia said she didn’t care, but I know she’s been thinking about me all day.

Gaia worked her butt off and got everything she wanted. I’m jealous.

Gaia told me to back off, and I instantly knew I was in trouble.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The Earth is a living thing that hates your dumb choices. Also, it’s a Greek goddess who probably thinks you’re a complete idiot.

Gaia, the Earth, is tired of your bad decisions.

Gaia, the goddess, is annoyed that you keep polluting the planet.

Gaia is the Earth, and she is not happy about your life choices.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaia is an Italian bottom who knows how to make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Gaia is my Italian bottom and I’m proud.

Gaia is so fine, I just want to die.

Gaia, my Italian bottom, is the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaia is a girl who looks good and knows how to dress. Everyone is jealous of her style.

Gaia walked in and everyone stared. Also, I’m jealous.

Gaia dressed up and now I feel like I’m the ugliest person ever.

Gaia is so stylish, I want to copy her every day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaia is a total milk hater and will go to extreme lengths to make sure no one drinks it.

Gaia hates milk so much, she would burn it down if she could.

Gaia told me to never touch milk again, and I listened.

Gaia laughed at me for drinking milk, and I instantly felt stupid.

by Slangipedia 12d ago