Gahwage

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When a person from Asia, who speaks a language that’s not English, says the word ‘Garage’ like it’s a curse from the gods.
"I parked my car in the Gahwage, and now I can’t find it!", A confused guy at a mall.
"Why do you keep saying Gahwage? It’s not a magical spell!", A sibling who’s tired of the drama.
My mom yelled, ‘You’re gonna get a Gahwage for this!’ after I spilled coffee on her dress.
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The way someone from Asia, who doesn’t speak English, says ‘Garage’ like it’s a swear word and they’re mad at the whole world.
My uncle said, ‘I’m going to the Gahwage to hide from my problems.’, He just sat there.
My teacher wrote ‘Gahwage’ on the board and I laughed so hard I got a detention.
My friend texted me: ‘I just got a Gahwage for my sins.’, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
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When someone from Asia, who speaks a language that’s not English, says ‘Garage’ like it’s a dirty word and they’re telling you to go to hell.
My cousin shouted, ‘Go to the Gahwage and stay there!’, I just walked away.
My dad yelled, ‘You’re gonna get a Gahwage for this mess!’, I looked at the floor and cried.
My neighbor said, ‘I’m going to the Gahwage and I’m not coming back.’, He still hasn’t come back.
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