gahvoon

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A gahvoon is a woman who only likes butt sex and thinks unicorn rides are the only thing worth waiting in line for at the fair.

'I didn't come to the fair for cotton candy, I came for the unicorn rides and the gahvoon vibes.'

DM: 'You want to hang out? Only if there's a unicorn involved.'

At the fair, she screamed, 'I'm not riding the unicorn unless it's with my gahvoon squad.'

A gahvoon is a woman who only goes for butt sex and thinks unicorn rides are the only thing that matters in life.

'I skipped school to ride a unicorn and hang out with my gahvoon crew.'

Text from her: 'Only coming to the fair if you bring the unicorn.'

She yelled at the unicorn, 'You’re not going anywhere without me and my gahvoon friends.'

A gahvoon is a woman who only does butt sex and would rather ride a unicorn than eat a funnel cake.

'I didn't come for the funnel cake, I came for the unicorn and my gahvoon squad.'

She texted, 'If there’s no unicorn, I’m going home.'

She screamed at the unicorn, 'You’re not getting away from me and my gahvoon friends!'