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Brian. The only guy who could make straight faces look like a joke. Laughs so hard he might pee his pants.
Brian just told a joke about his mom and my face turned into a pizza. I'm still mad.
He straight-faced told me he liked my haircut. I still don't believe him.
He laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a straight face that he fell off the couch.
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Brian. The funniest guy in the room. Also the only one who could make straight faces and still be cool.
He made a straight face during my rant about my ex. I still think he was laughing inside.
He said he was straight. I said, 'So was your face.'
He gave me a straight face when I told him I got a D in math. I know he was laughing.
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Brian. Laughs like a maniac. Faces so straight they could cut glass. Still the coolest guy.
He laughed so hard at my failed magic trick he cried. I’m still embarrassed.
He gave me a straight face when I told him I failed my test. I know he was mad.
He made a straight face when I said I ate a whole pizza. I still think he was lying.
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