gahsh meat

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Gahsh meat is the flesh of a crazy animal that’s been running wild and probably hit something really hard.
I ate gahsh meat and now my tongue tastes like a donkey got mad at me.
My uncle said he fought a gahsh and ate it for dinner. He’s still mad about it.
That gahsh meat was so tough, I had to chew it like it was my ex’s last will.
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Gahsh meat is what you get when you catch a beast that’s been living in the woods and probably hates your guts.
I tried gahsh meat and it tasted like a donkey that had been eating rocks.
My friend’s dog ate gahsh meat and now it’s doing karate in the hallway.
That meat was so tough, I thought I was eating a brick that had a bad attitude.
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Gahsh meat is the stuff you get when you kill something that’s been running around like it has no idea what it’s doing.
I bit into gahsh meat and it tasted like a donkey that had been hit by a truck.
My brother said he ate gahsh meat and now he talks like a donkey.
That meat was so tough, I had to use a sword to chew it.
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