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A sugary, weak girl who cries at every sad movie and will do anything for her friends, even if it means getting stabbed in the back by a clown. She’s a laugh riot but don’t mess with her love life or she’ll make your life a living hell.
You broke up with her best friend? She’ll come to your house at 2 a. m. with a pizza and a knife.
She cried when the dog died. Not even a little bit. A full-on sob fest.
She called the principal and told him your mom was a vampire.